RETLOL: The End

This was a triumph,
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction,
Aperture Science

We do what we must, because we can,
For the good of all of us - except for the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying until you run out of cake,
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun,
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry,
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me...
And torn into pieces...
And threw every piece... into... a... fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line,
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
So I'm glad I got burned,
Think of all the things we learned, for the people that are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me,
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa,
That was a joke, haha, fat chance.
Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking, when there's science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done,
On the people who are still alive.

And believe me I am still alive,
I'm doing science and I'm still alive,
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive,
While you are dying I'll be still alive,
And when you're dead I'll be still alive,
STILL ALIVE, still alive...


Hello everyone. I'm writing this as a goodbye, and a thank you. As you may or may not be aware, I am quitting World of Warcraft in a few weeks due to my deployment to Afghanistan. I no longer have the time to update the guide to reflect all the changes to paladins which have taken place in the recent patch in time for this, and have officially stopped support for RETLOL: The Guide from 18th of April. If I continue to play after my return from theatre, I may resume the guide, I may not.

I'd like to say a very big thank you to all the people who have supported the guide, though hosting it, donating money or just with the simple thank yous that have made my last 9 months of work worth while. As was previously said, I'm afraid there will be no 3.1 update for the guide, so I'd like to point anyone still wishing to learn more about Retribution in 3.1 to this Elitest Jerks thread. There you will find what has changed with the class, and hopefully it will be as useful to you all as this guide has been.

Thank you all very, very much and goodbye.

- Kristian Williams AKA Hottage -

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